New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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