This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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