Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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