I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
