i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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