Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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