new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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