he wants to bone in the snuggie
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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