Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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