Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Thank you for not boning my boss.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?