When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I have already put on my inside pants.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I have post one night stand depression
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
