i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
This is my gift to your gina
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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