come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
a search helicopter?!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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