I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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