sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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