Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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