I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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