If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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