Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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