She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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