dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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