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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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