She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
