You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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