You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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