Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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