There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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