Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Rumble strips road head = magical
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
