I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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