Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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