Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I have demons in me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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