Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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