Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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