Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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