Me too!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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