Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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