This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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