toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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