he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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