No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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