Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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