no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I am puke
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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