I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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