You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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