I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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