Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Porn is love you can see.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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