how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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