so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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