I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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