After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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she peed on how many people?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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