what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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