I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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