Come see our sink grown plant.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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