hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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then he tried to convert me to islam
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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