Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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