I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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