Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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