You just made me feel so damn special
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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