Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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